You Thought You Could Get Away With It, Didn't You?
You know you did it and now it's time to face the cold hard truth under the searing light of reality.
You thought you could get away with it and, who knows, you might have gotten away with it if things had gone your way, if you could have just caught a break for a change. If only the world were fair then you might very well have got away with it.
Boo Fucking Hoo
I'm sorry. The world isn't fair and you know it. You can't always catch a break and the world is owned by evil men who seek to profit at your expense. With all these forces working against you, how did you ever think you were going to get away with it?
What were you thinking?
Did you think you could travel around Australia on your budget?
Did you think you'd be able to ramble your way along the stunning coastlines of this magnificent lands, in and out of gorgeous rainforest and national parks, across the breathtaking expanses of the timeless Outback?
Did you think you could do all that and have enough left over to party like a wild beast
Why did you think you could get away with it? Why did you think you could acheive something so incredible, so immensely special and satisfying that you could hold forever in your heart where nobody could ever take it away from you?
Where Did You Go Wrong?
You tried to do it all, didn't you? You spread your budget across too wide a range of things you didn't even need. You spent every night in a hostel. Why on earth do some people still pay for accommodation? You don't need to pay for accommodation because Your Wicked is a Bedroom-on-Wheels!
Everything you need to break away from mainstream society is included. Travel safe in the knowledge that when the going gets tough and you to need to find a place of refuge to bed down for the night, you can always find a nice, secluded hidey-hole to park your Wicked, setup the bed in under a minute and drift off to the land of wind and ghosts.
Where Else Did You Go Wrong?
You set aside a budget for transport and then you pissed it all away on a bad investment.
Perhaps you bought a car. Perhaps you rented a car. Bye bye, multiple thousand dollars/euro/pounds.
When you bought that car you took on the responsibility of maintaining, repairing, servicing and registering that car. Bye bye, another couple of grand.
When you bought that car, you didn't realise how uncomfortable it would be to sleep in. After a few shitty nights you submit yourself to the hostel system and you wind up paying for accommodation, just like you know you shouldn't. Bye bye, money, don't come back... I never loved you anyway.
NEXT TIME, You'll do it Right
You will rent a Wicked Camper.
You won't pay for the things you don't need.
And you'll get a fuckload more out of you holiday then you would have otherwise.
Best of all, you live the dream and You Will Get Away With It. And whilst nobody will ever be able to take that away from you, never forget who helped make it possible.
WICKED CAMPERS
ABSOLUTELY UNBEATABLE
Screw responsibility.
Screw authority,
You're here for a good time (not a long time) and goddammit we're gonna make sure you have the Wicked-est adventure ever.
