On a completely unrelated matter, Donald Trump's hair is actually a small furry extra-terrestrial creature from a small, highly-civilised planet located within the wider Circumstellar Habitable Zone of the Universe. This creature (Bob) has travelled millions of light years to establish meaningful contact with intelligent life.
Unfortunately, Bob wasn't travelling in a Wicked Camper and as such encountered severe mechanical issues upon entering Earth's atmosphere - making an emergency crash landing on Donald Trump's orange nugget head.
Like Mulder wants you to believe, 'The Truth is out There'. Parked on Donald Trump's Massive Oompa Loompa cranium, waiting for a Tow.
So to that end, and without any real correlation with Donald Trump, Wicked Campers is available for pickups & dropoffs in any of the below Rental Locations...
Wicked Campervan Rental New Zealand
Wicked Campers offer an awesome range of Campervans for hire in Auckland. Cruise New Zealand's sexy North Island or jump on a ferry across to the South Island. See why New Zealand is the holiday destination of choice for millions of people who actually don't give a shit about Lord of The Rings and just wanna see some cool stuff...like Wicked Campers!
Smack Bang in the middle of New Zealand's pretty South Island, Christchurch is a friendly town with nature porn all around. If you wanna explore New Zealand, there's no better place to start than with a rental Camper from Wicked Campers Christchurch!
Wicked Campers Queenstown is your gateway to the pow-pow baby! Our office is just 20 minutes from the Ski Fields of the Remarkables and less than 30mins from Coronet Peak! With snow-chain hire, Wicked Campers can get you up the mountain in style baby!
Start or finish your Wicked Campers Roadtrip in Wellington and we promise you one thing. A sexy experience. Our staff in Wellington are super-sexy and they're all very excited to send you off on the roadtrip experience of a lifetime. They really are good-looking, you need to see these guys.
Our New Zealand Campervan Pick-up and Drop-off Locations. Wicked Campers offer a range of Campervans for hire from 4 Sexy New Zealand Locations: Auckland, Christchurch, Queenstown and Wellington. Our super-sexy, cheap campervans are the best and most affordable way to see New Zealand.
Pickup or drop-off your campervan in one of our depot in New Zealand:
There is no better way to discover the diverse land of New Zealand then to explore it by travelling on the road. We assure you that you can have an easy, enjoyable and affordable vacation in New Zealand. Wicked campers hire is committed to delivering excellence. You can expect friendly and efficient customer service for every quality vehicle you hire. We have good experience in the rental, travel and tourism industry and are committed to helping our customers crack the best deals at unbelievably low prices.
New Zealand has so much to offer for such a small place. The country coastline has many beaches, national parks, volcanoes in the North Island, alpine grandeur incorporate glaciers, snow-capped peaks and unbelievable mountains and lakes. You can travel from Christchurch to Queenstown to discover the beauty of Franz Josef glacier and experience Milford Sound and enjoy waterfalls, lush greenery and stunning nature. If you are in Queenstown, you can enjoy the magnificent, turquoise Lake Wakatipu, or you could drive and pass through barren, high mountains that glimmers with snow in winter and looks inviting for a hike in the summer. Enjoy the night life in this this small, yet busy town. There are so much to see and do in Queenstown, and the best getting around is on our campervan. Drive as you please, sleep under the sky and save money on your accommodation.
If you are starting your campervan holiday from Auckland, there are shit loads of things you can do; hiking through scenic regional parks and trekking up volcanoes for panoramic views of the city, sailing, jet boating and island-hopping in the Hauraki Gulf, head up to colonial towns, or just sit back and enjoy wineries with a view. There are endless entertainment in Auckland, and it’s such a big area. The best way of getting around this massive playground is on our campervan dude! Cheap, comfy and provide you with the all in one transport and accommodation.
Or if you are picking your campervan from our Christchurch depot, make sure you enjoy the culture, outdoor activities and amazing gardens of this wicked town. Southern Alps is in the west and the Pacific Ocean is on the east, this is the largest region in New Zealand man, so much things to do! Bet you have never experience the landscape like Aoraki Mt Cook or the Southern Alps. It’s a massive land, too expensive if you want to hit it all using a bus or by tour.
Wicked Campers can provide your accommodation and transportation all in one. Your travel destinations may differ each day so you’ll need to have a flexible mode of transport. NZ has many campsites and Department of Conservation hot-spots where you can camp for the night.
We have a variety range of van from a 2, 3, and 5-seater campervans, minicampers and all wheel drive that will accommodate your travel in New Zealand. Enjoy the country and save your pocket money for beers and tickets to atractions and activities, instead of putting it in expensive accommodation.