Did you just sprout pubic hair? Well why not celebrate by hiring a campervan? You know what they say – When there’s grass on the pitch, play cricket! Or rent a campervan! We don’t discriminate, we just masturbate! Yay fun!
Terms of Hire for young little people Under 21:
So come on down baby – hire a Wicked Camper – they’re sexier than most other things that have four-wheels. Except for those guys who play rugby in Wheelchairs – those guys are mental man. Makes me wanna cut off my legs!
Anyway – hire a campervan. Call our Sales team on 1800 24 68 69 in Australia or 0800 24 68 70 in New Zealand. They love young people – like Fonzie!
Or Book Online – saves time. Leaving plenty of time to masturbate. Sweet!
Ok well. Bye! Or as the kids say – totes see you later. LOL.